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The Profanity Calendar 2026
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Get your shit together (sort of) with The Profanity Calendar 2026 — the calendar for people who don’t give a fuck about boring planners or fake motivational quotes. Perfectly rude, unapologetically funny, and guaranteed to make you laugh every month of the year.
📅 What you’ll get:
• 12 months of bold, sweary sass
• Blank squares so you can fill in your own dates (works worldwide – UK, US, anywhere!)
• A “shit to remember” section every month for notes, doodles, and chaotic reminders
• A4 landscape wall calendar design with white wire binding and hanging hole
🎁 Why you need it:
• The ultimate funny gift for friends, family, or co-workers who swear too much
• Perfect for Christmas, Secret Santa, birthdays, or just yourself
• Adds a daily dose of humour to your wall while still being practical
✨ Whether you’re planning world domination, work deadlines, or just when to buy more wine, this profanity-packed calendar has you covered.
Categories
- Exclusive to the show
- British made
- Eco-friendly
- Sustainable
- Interior Accessories
- Stationery